Tuesday, April 1, 2008

Breaking News... Rita Cosby Lands Show on CNN

BREAKING NOW...

The Huffinton Post is reporting that CNN will annouce tomorrow that Rita Cosby will begin hosting a one hour long weekend show Saturday and Sunday evenings on CNN @ 8 p.m. eastern. The show is likely to be titled "Around The World w/ Rita". The move comes as quite a shock to the cable news community who figured that Rita Cosby would have no more future in cable news after she was let go from MSNBC, the 3rd rated cable news network.


Wolf Blitzer was quoted as saying: "Rita Cosby is a tremendous anchor that gets the big interviews. She will be a welcome edition to CNN."


Fox News Host Bill O'Reilly immediately pointed out Cosby's left-leaning tendencies on his show The O'Reilly Factor and asked viewers to boycott all products advertised during her show.


No word yet on whether or not Keith Olbermann will name me one the worst people in the world alongside Rita Cosby for posting a fake news article and wishing everyone a happy april fools.

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